December 03 2024, 22:31
The Appointment
Director: Lindsey C. Vickers
Release year: 1982
Ian and Dianna live a comfortable existence with their daughter Joanne in a rural English town. The local wood has been fenced off to stop schoolchildren walking through it after a girl was murdered in it three years before. Ian has to tell Joanne that he’ll miss her big musical recital because his company is sending him away the next day for an urgent meeting, triggering a night of anxious dreams and possible premonitions.
The opening five minutes are properly disturbing as we follow a schoolgirl on a path through some woods after we’ve heard words from a police report describing her death. The way she’s pulled into the trees by an unseen force is terrifying and looks amazing, even on such a low budget in 1982. Joanne regularly talks to someone through the fence sealing the wood after school, and it’s unclear if it’s the ghost of the dead schoolgirl or something else.
Joanne isn’t just a daddy’s girl, her relationship with her father is uncomfortably intense, which he brushes off to his wife, but she is clearly bothered by. Joanne is fourteen and seems to always get what she wants from Ian, and in an angry scene Dianna tells him that their family is out of balance and Joanne has created for herself a dangerously delusional world. Ian seems perplexed and disbelieving, but it could also be interpreted that there’s something sexual between him and his daughter, and he has certainly mixed his daughter with his wife unconsciously, and Dianna’s picked up on it.
All of which gives the second half of the film it’s bite. Whatever is in the woods, through Joanne, attacks Ian through woozy dreams and nightmares that blur with their nightly reality. As Ian sets off on his long trip away from his family, the ending seems inevitable. This is a film about minding boundaries. If you don’t, whatever is in the woods will get you.
December 02 2024, 20:33
I Saw the TV Glow
Director: Jane Schoenbrun
Release year: 2024
Nostalgia is both comforting and soul crushing. Owen bonds with Maddy over a TV show she’s obsessed with, The Pink Opaque. Maddy is miserable in her life, and decides to run away from home, giving Owen a choice that will affect the rest of his life.
Owen is suffocated at home by a father he’s terrified of. His mother is protective but terminally ill. In Maddy, he finds a kindred spirit, someone who understands him and will leave him videotapes at school when his father won’t let him stay up to watch his new favourite show. Owen is full of confusion and self-doubt over his sexuality. Watching The Pink Opaque, as dark and insidious as it is, he feels safe.
The Pink Opaque is about two friends, Tara and Isabel, who share a psychic connection with each other, have pink ghosts tattooed on their necks, and are in a good-versus-evil battle with a moon-faced Mr Melancholy. It’s a queer allegory, a trans allegory, and also an allegory for anyone who’s felt constricted and denied by the adult/capitalist/religious world.
Both Owen and Maddy work long hours in poorly paid jobs that snuff out their teenage playfulness and curiosity. Only Maddy finds an escape route, and it’s not clear how real even that is. Owen’s final call for help, a scream of agony and despair, is zipped up and apologised for. It’s not enough to keep our real life alive on the inside. We all need help in being real on the outside too.
December 01 2024, 16:28
Red Rooms
Director: Pascal Plante
Release year: 2024
Kelly-Anne turns up every day at the trial of a high profile alleged serial killer who is charged with broadcasting on the dark web the torture and murder of three teenage girls. She meets a groupie of the suspect who believes he is innocent, but Kelly-Anne’s motives remain elusive.
Having a main character who lacks empathy is a tricky thing to pull off, but director Pascal Plante and actress Juliette Gariépy do an incredible job of keeping us involved in her unclear quest and guessing at her motivations. She has the mannerisms of someone who might be on the autistic spectrum, and she’s a loner, seemingly a hacker, who loves to take controlled risks. Her sense of morality is different to those around her.
It’s a film about living online today, making a living with software, trading in bitcoin, using the information about us online to hack our emails and our homes. It’s about desensitisation to violence, our cultural love of true crime and serial killers, how our media covers trials, the trauma we carry with us from childhood, and the trauma that can be inflicted on us by the attentions of a psychopath. I couldn’t recommend this film more.
November 30 2024, 11:10
The Card Player
Director: Dario Argento
Release year: 2004
Rome detective Anna Mari pairs up with rogue Irish cop John Brennan to find a gambling serial killer who challenges the police to games of online poker to save the lives of kidnapped women. Twists and turns (but not that many) ensue.
Some people seem to hate that the poker game in this hasn’t aged well graphically, but I prefer to think of how much it would cost a director today to replicate a period technological thriller set in 2003 and just enjoy it for the time it’s set in. It’s an odd film, though. Brennan starts the film as an aggressive idiot and never really becomes believably likeable as the love interest for Mari.
There’s one outstanding set piece in Mari’s apartment where the killer breaks in to kidnap her, but apart from that there’s not much here to make it stand out from most procedural serial killer thrillers. It’s dramatically empty—we just lurch from one game of online poker (on Windows 2000!) to another.
This might be the most disappointing Argento so far. Say what you like about his The Phantom of the Opera, but it tries for something new.
November 28 2024, 19:36
Sleepless
Director: Dario Argento
Release year: 2001
Young Giacomo watches a hidden figure stab his mother to death with a flute. Police Chief Moretti promises the boy he will catch the killer, and he does, but seventeen years later the killings begin again. The retired Moretti teams up with adult Giacomo to catch the Dwarf Killer who seems to be back from the dead.
Doesn’t that sound like the most Argento film ever? And it’s good! It doesn’t match the pizazz of his seventies giallo films, and it’s too long, but it has many other charms, especially the opening murder on the Italian night train. Argento is always looking for the interesting shot, the killings are imaginative and brutal, the Goblin score is great, and Max von Sydow as the elderly, forgetful Moretti brings an unexpected class and lightness of touch to the otherwise pitch black story.
November 26 2024, 21:11
The Phantom of the Opera
Director: Dario Argento
Release year: 1998
After Hammer’s Dracula and Ken Russell’s Frankenstein origin story, The Phantom of the Opera was an accidentally perfect pick—another turn of the century literary adaptation, another Universal Monster, and the next film in my parallel project to watch all the films of Dario Argento in chronological order.
Looking for films for #31DaysofBlackXmas, it seemed wrong not to continue the Dario Argento quest I started back in June. That stalled because the films got harder to find, and frankly I was getting bored. Argento’s The Phantom of the Opera is only available on a DVD rip of what looks like a VHS (the quality is awful, which colours everything), but it wasn’t expensive, and I didn’t want to let go of the idea without another try.
A baby is put in a basket and released into the sewer. A rat spots it, pulls it to safety, and the rats raise the child as one of their own. This makes Argento’s Phantom the king of the rats when the story starts, but also a hunky blonde stud, played by Julian Sands as beautiful, charming, and with no mask in sight. The Christine he is entranced by is (of course) Argento’s daughter, Asia, caught between the good Baron, who woos her in conventional ways, and the dark Phantom, who can talk to her telepathically, kills people, and wants to keep her forever in his dank rat cave.
It took me a while to accept that Argento has made here a baroque mix of horror, romance and comedy, with some steampunk thrown in, and it was only the extended sequence of the rat-catcher careening through the caverns in a self-built rat vacuum-mincer where that hit home. If you’re looking for a straight horror, or a classic adaptation of the original novel, you’ll be disappointed, but if you’re able to look at this with an open mind (and find a copy of high enough quality to do the sets and costumes justice), then… you might think it works.
Looking back to his 1987 film Opera, the Phantom has always been in the back of Argento’s mind, and I wonder if it was a childhood favourite. He certainly loves theatrical spaces (like the opening of Deep Red). He’s made a long career from mysterious killers stalking artists. I wonder if there’s an interview where he talks about this? (Much scouring of the internet ensued, no evidence was found by the time this went to press.)
November 23 2024, 13:02
Gothic
Director: Ken Russell
Release year: 1986
Keeping things in the same vein (!), Gothic begins with famous poet Percy Shelley arriving at Villa Diodati on Lake Geneva to visit Lord Byron, with his bride-to-be Mary Godwin, and her stepsister Claire Clairmont. Byron’s physician Dr. John Polidori provides an endless supply of laudanum, sending these literary figures on a riotous, hallucination-filled journey through one stormy night that’s famed for being the source of some of our most famous fictional monsters.
Byron, Godwin, Shelley and Polidori whip each other into a fervour as a metaphor for the artists creative process and the courage required in the face of all the imagery and emotions that can fly around while making art. They bicker and fight and challenge each other in ever more excessive ways. I love Ken Russell. He’s not afraid to be weird, sexual, gloopy and violent.
His camera gets in the faces of the actors, and what actors he found: Julian Sands, Natacha Richardson, Gabriel Byrne, Timothy Spall, and a wondrous Myriam Cyr (here talking about working with Ken Russell who sounds like he was a bona fide genius). Cyr is a new name to me, and had a long career after this in theatre, writing and directing.
The script was written by Stephen Volk (here talking in depth about the history of the Frankenstein story and how he worked with Russell). Volk went on to write Ghostwatch and many other things for television, as well as novels and short stories. In that linked interview he talks about writing being done by aristocrats back in the day, the idle minds that didn’t have to work, and how we’re heading back to that today, with most writers not being able to make a living as writers, and film-makers having to be lucky enough to be supported by rich parents with houses in London.
November 22 2024, 18:09
Dracula
Director: Terence Fisher
Release year: 1958
Christopher Lee’s Dracula is iconic. He’s tall, his face carries an animalistic quality when in vampire mode, he’s sometimes slow and imposing, but then he strides up castle stairs three at a time. Beneath his civility is a barely held in check hunger. It’s wonderful to watch. As critic Tim Stanley said, "Lee's sensuality was subversive in that it hinted that women might quite like having their neck chewed on by a stud."
Against this power you need a wily, intelligent Van Helsing, and Peter Cushing has those qualities in abundance. I definitely saw this growing up, but I didn’t remember much of it this time around. The finale, where Van Helsing jumps onto a table and runs at the curtains, was familiar, but that was at the very end. The scenes in the local inn are parodied in The Fearless Vampire Killer’s (a comedy that I don’t find funny) and probably many other places. The interiors are lush and colourful, and the clothes pleasing on the eye, which makes me wonder what sort of budgets Hammer was playing with at the end of the fifties.
Director Terence Fisher was clear that being bitten by a vampire was a sexual act. When Dracula closes the door of Mina’s bedroom, the last thing we see is her face looking lustfully and submissively up at her predator. This must have caused a stir in cinemas across the world in 1958, pre-dating Psycho and Peeping Tom, two more serial killers targeting young women and shocking social mores, by a couple of years.
November 20 2024, 20:09
The Eternal Daughter
Director: Joanna Hogg
Release year: 2022
Julie, an artist and photographer, takes her mother to a luxurious country hotel for her birthday, but is unsettled by strange noises and half-seen figures. The hotel was once her mother’s family home, and the visit unearths unexpected memories.
Tilda Swinton plays both Julie and her mother, Rosalind, which took a while to get used to. I kept looking to see where the cutaway or stand-in was. Julie spends the whole film trying to make her mother happy, and her mother both appreciates the attention and is frustrated at her daughter being ‘a fusspot’. Julie is sacrificing other areas of her life to please her mother, but can’t ever get the resolution or reaction she needs to be able to relax. Her mother remains distant and elusive.
The setting is wonderful, and the supporting cast adds to the fun, especially the increasingly rude receptionist. It looked like director Joanna Hogg wanted bits to feel like a ghost story, but the potentially spooky scenes didn’t feel spooky at all. Hogg can’t help but make things about making things. As a drama and character study, it’s a moving piece of work, and the ending got me.
November 19 2024, 21:00
The Car
Director: Elliot Silverstein
Release year: 1977
Deputy Wade Parent is raising two daughters alone after the death of his wife and policing the usually peaceful small town of Santa Ynez. A black car with darkened windows drives out of the Utah desert and runs two cyclists off a bridge into a ravine. When the deaths start to mount and local suspects ruled out, Wade has to martial the town to stop the car from killing more innocent victims.
This was one of my favourites when I was a VHS kid, up there with Piranha as a repeat watch, another Jaws rip off. I’m surprised how much I cared for the people of Santa Ynez this time around. James Brolin and Kathleen Lloyd are bursting with charisma and easy chemistry, and the supporting cast give all the potentially stereotypical characters unexpected life, helped by the various relationships and backstories that a film like this doesn’t usually bother with.
It’s a town that sees it’s brightest and best mowed down by an evil car, and the grief of their loss is palpable. Once the killing starts, a surprising amount of time is spent with people grieving, which adds to the tension when the car does show up. The standout scene is when the car mysteriously appears in Wade’s garage and won’t let him leave. It’s a shark on desert roads with a knowing, malevolent streak.