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Michael Walters

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Join me for my 2025 #ArthouseSummer as I watch “arthouse” films until the end of August.

I've posted reviews of films off and on for years, but it only became regular when I attempted the 2020 #31DaysofHorror film challenge. I discovered I loved having a structure around watching films, and making myself write a few paragraphs embedded the film a little more in my brain. That led to watching the films of David Lynch in chronological order in 2021, and then Dario Argento in 2024.

I find it hard to choose what to watch these days because almost everything is available at any point in time. A film challenge is a form of curation. It helps me start and provides guide ropes as I go. I still like to post a review when I fancy though.

A woman shivering in a graveyard in the rain.

October 26 2023, 06:10

Return of the Living Dead (1985)

The gang of punks hanging out in the graveyard are everything I wish I’d been as a teen — vibrant, trashy, horny, loud, and sometimes naked in public.
Ash looks up, face covered in blood, and wonders what he has to do to survive.

October 25 2023, 06:02

Evil Dead 2 (1987)

A man who wanted to have a romantic weekend in the woods with his girlfriend is instead made to fight for his life against demon-possessed corpses.
A woman holds her son and looks disconnected over his shoulder.

October 24 2023, 05:57

Invaders From Mars (1986)

A pastiche of black and white science-fiction films, but subverting them by having the aliens turn people into conformist fifties stereotypes instead of communists.
Two zombie-like creatures with lightning between their mouths.

October 23 2023, 08:00

Lifeforce (1985)

Naked space vampires hidden in Halley‘s Comet, you say? I’m in! Plays on a much bigger canvas than I expected and owes a debt to Quatermass.
A half-smiling woman on a deckchair looking across at someone.

October 22 2023, 05:59

Infinity Pool (2023)

A man pays dearly to escape his writer’s block when he accepts the malign attention of a woman who wants to test him to destruction.
A man in a black hood with a woman in a white dress half-smiling at him.

October 21 2023, 05:55

Crimes of the Future (2023)

Graphic body mutilation, big ideas and knowing performances that lead to some surreal laugh-out-loud moments. A raised eyebrow at all that he has made before.
A cinema with a bright sign that says the film is called Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye.

October 20 2023, 06:09

Messiah of Evil (1973)

People bleed from the eyes. An artist’s studio is painted with staring faces. The citizens of Point Dune dress respectably but do terrible things. The four protagonists share a bed. (Groovy.)
Laura with the smiling blind psychic reflected three times in mirrors.

October 19 2023, 05:58

Don’t Look Now (1973)

A masterpiece — ghost story, sort of, psychological thriller and family drama, certainly — a magical exploration of a marriage under the strain of a tragic loss.
Lady Sylvia Marsh in a white suit holding a glass of red wine and laughing.

October 18 2023, 06:02

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

Camp horror fun with a nasty edge. Ken Russell was a genius. I taped this off the TV back in the day and watched certain bits over and over... naked nuns and Amanda Donohoe.
Man bleeding from his face screaming.

October 17 2023, 06:01

Slugs (1988)

It’s silly — it’s called Slugs! — but as lots of these cheap 70s and 80s horrors were, it’s creative, fun and weirdly sexy.
A captain looking down from the bridge at the camera below.

October 16 2023, 06:29

Death Ship (1980)

Keeps a steady pace as a ghost story, making the most of the spectacular empty ship as a location. The final act really dials up the horror. Also - KINDERTRAUMA!
Ghostface in a... lair.

October 15 2023, 18:33

Scream VI (2023)

The surviving friends from Scream 5 go to college as a pack, and in New York the franchise finds some fresh energy.
Ghostface

October 14 2023, 12:00

Scream (2022)

Ah, the plot. It’s a whodunnit, but with lots of stabbing. Twas ever thus. David Arquette’s Dewey is the best thing about it. I think I’m finally too old for Scream films.
Green slimy alien with glowing green eyes.

October 13 2023, 21:15

There’s Nothing Out There (1991)

A mix of Cabin in the Woods, Friday the 13th, Evil Dead and Scream, but with no budget. It’s fun, a broad horror comedy that isn’t afraid of the horror. Cheap but clever.
A creature approaches a woman in chains who looks at it with fear.

October 12 2023, 06:01

Castle Freak (1995)

The Reilly family arrive in Italy to inherit a castle left to them by an elderly Duchess. The creature she’s been keeping in the dungeon breaks free. Gothic melodrama and cannibalism ensue.
Two men look aghast at something out of sight.

October 11 2023, 06:11

Re-Animator (1985)

A gory take on Frankenstein with a psychopathic scientist, an evil academic, and a morgue full of reanimated corpses. The ever-present syringe of neon green liquid is iconic.
Adam Driver in the dark looking moody.

October 10 2023, 06:10

65 (2023)

An alien gets stranded on Earth when an asteroid hits his ship. There is a fellow survivor. There are challenges. There are dinosaurs.
Christian Bale as Augustus Landor, looking moodily to the right.

October 09 2023, 06:09

The Pale Blue Eye (2022)

A nineteenth century murder mystery set in the snowbound US military academy at West Point, where a cadet is found hanged with his heart removed from his body.
A statue with Jesus’s head replaced with a grinning joker.

October 08 2023, 06:08

The Exorcist III (1990)

A flawed film filled with wonders. More of an existential downer than I expected — yes, it’s about a demon bringing hell to earth, but it goes strong with what that might mean.
A zombie wife is chained in the kitchen and looks angrily at us.

October 07 2023, 06:07

Survival of the Dead (2009)

An exiled patriarch tempts four soldiers to his island with a hope of settling an old score. Tonally weird — part western, part comedy, not much zombie threat — it’s a clunker.
A woman looking angrily at the camera because her boyfriend is filming her during a zombie apocalypse.

October 06 2023, 06:06

Diary of the Dead (2007)

Found footage Romero style. A student film crew try to stay alive as the dead come back to life, but the director decides to film everything putting pressure on the people around him.

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