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Michael Walters

Film posts

I've posted reviews (are they reviews? notes? ramblings?) of films off and on for years, but it became regular when I attempted the 2020 #31DaysofHorror film challenge. I discovered I loved having a structure around watching films, and making myself write a few paragraphs embedded the film a little more in my brain.

That led to watching the films of David Lynch in chronological order in 2021, and then Dario Argento in 2024. It’s a form of curation. It helps me find a path through the forest of films when everything is always available.

Film challenges so far:

A focussed gallery owner looks into a reflective sculpture.

December 30 2025, 11:03

Velvet Buzzsaw

This is a story of greedy art world snobs getting their comeuppance. Art gallery receptionist Josephina steals paintings from the room of a dead artist who wanted them all destroyed. But the paintings are cursed, and those who profit from them begin to die in gruesome art-related ways. [more...]

A man holds a microphone to the mouth of a beautiful woman wearing a blindfold.

December 27 2025, 21:25

Death Walks at Midnight

On the surface, this had everything I love in a film. It’s a mystery set in a European city, in the world of fashion, nightclubs, parties, with artists as lovers, eccentric minor characters galore, murder with a weirdly brutal weapon... it could be perfect. None of this matters if the pacing is off, the dialogue is dull, and there’s no character development. [more...]

Two men looking back in horror at something slithery.

December 26 2025, 21:43

Anaconda

I was trying to find a film the whole family would enjoy at the cinema on Boxing Day, and when I saw Anaconda, certificate 12A, with Jack Black and Paul Rudd, I thought I’d hit the jackpot. The twist is that neither child wanted to come, so the jackpot was all mine. [more...]

A woman on a boat looks ambiguously at the camera as it pulls out onto the water.

December 21 2025, 18:58

Mermaid Legend

On the Japanese coast, a newly married couple bicker on their fishing boat. Migiwa dives for shellfish, and Saeki minds the rope to pull her up. One night, Saeki sees a fellow fisherman killed on the water by a passing speedboat, and when he takes Migiwa to investigate, he is harpooned in the chest. Migiwa survives and goes into hiding, but as she begins to understand what’s going on in the village, she is driven to revenge. [more...]

An old man in a white suit sips a drink on a beach and looks pensively out at sea.

December 19 2025, 16:00

Reflection in a Dead Diamond

Yikes, the plot of this one... John Diman is an old man staying at an expensive hotel on the French Riviera, but he was once a secret agent for a clandestine government organisation. He spent years trying to catch a leather-clad female assassin called Serpentik, but she evaded him to the end. Memories and reality merge as he walks the hotel grounds and wonders if Serpentik has at last come for him. [more...]

Two men in hazard suits in a greenhouse with blue lighting.

December 13 2025, 14:42

Warning Sign

At a remote agricultural biochemical facility, a group of scientists are celebrating a discovery, but while taking a photograph a vial is accidentally broken and the whole building is immediately shut down. Government forces arrive to manage the incident, confusing the people of the town who don’t know the facility’s true purpose. Sheriff Cal Morse knows his wife is trapped inside and decides he has to try to get her out. [more...]

Two people eating in a modern restaurant with two spooky grey shrouds looming over them.

December 08 2025, 22:07

The Shrouds

Karsh Relikh part-owns GraveTech, a company that wraps up dead bodies in a material that allows the living to view it in its grave. His wife, Becca, died of cancer, but five years on, through the technology, he notices mysterious growths on her decomposing body. Soon after, the graveyard is seriously damaged, the technology of the graves hacked, and Karsh’s business hangs in the balance. [more...]

A man holding a gun looks terrified into the darkness ahead.

December 06 2025, 20:50

Cloud

Ryōsuke Yoshii buys and sells things on the internet. He has a knack for sensing what’s valuable to the market, then buying cheap and coldly selling for enormous profits. He escapes Tokyo with girlfriend Akiko to find more space for his wares, cutting off his boss and other business associates to do it, but his insensitivity makes him enemies, and a group of them track him down for revenge. [more...]

A woman looking worriedly in the mirror at a scratch on her face.

December 01 2025, 20:07

Demons

Music student Cheryl accepts tickets to a film event at an old cinema from a man in a demon mask. She takes her friend Hannah, and they hook up with two boys to watch the start of a horror movie. In it, two similarly dressed couples disturb the grave of Nostradamus and uncover a demon mask. [more...]

A woman with her hair in a towel and a green apple in her mouth looks worriedly down.

August 27 2025, 20:05

Matt and Mara

Mara, a married creative writing professor, is surprised when Matt, a very close friend from her past that she no longer hears from, shows up at one of her lectures. They pick up their relationship while Matt is in town, leading to Matt driving Mara to a literary conference where the nature of their relationship is called into question. [more...]

A woman in a beautiful dress stares sadly at a wall.

August 25 2025, 18:38

In the Mood for Love

A devastating film in the best way. In 1962 Hong Kong, two working couples, the Chans and the Chows, move in to neighbouring apartments in a house run by Mrs Suen. Both Mr Chow and Mrs Chan suspect their spouses are having an affair, and they begin their own relationship to work out what they should do next. [more...]

A boy likes on his back on the grass reading a book.

August 24 2025, 17:56

Parasite

A family friend gives Ki-woo an opportunity to teach English to the daughter of a rich businessman, Mr Park. Ki-woo’s family is struggling to make ends meet, and they live in a basement flat in the poorest part of town. Once he’s secured the teaching job, Ki-woo and his family manipulate the Parks into hiring Ki-woo’s sister, father and mother, replacing all the existing staff. But the modernist house contains unexpected secrets, and their parasitic peace doesn’t last long. [more...]

A man looks pensively out of a shop window holding a plastic cup of coffee.

August 17 2025, 09:53

Caché

Another French classic from the early noughties that I’m only now getting around to. Georges and Anne, and their son, Pierrot, are living a comfortable middle class life in Paris when a VHS tape is left on their doorstep. The tape shows the outside of their house, with the family coming and going oblivious to the hidden camera. [more...]

Two men and a woman talk in a lift.

August 14 2025, 21:32

Irréversible

It’s been a couple of days since I watched this, but I needed time to let my thoughts percolate. Irréversible is infamous for the extended and brutally violent rape scene at its centre. The shock of it overwhelmed the critical thinking part of my brain, and it’s rare that I finish a film completely confused. [more...]

A woman in black biking leathers sits on a big black motorbike.

August 09 2025, 19:52

The Girl on a Motorcycle

I’m pleased with myself for seeing one of these #ArthouseSummer films in the cinema. The BFI South Bank is an amazing space, and it’s been several years since I’ve visited, so I’d forgotten how they have red curtains in NFT2 and how uncomfortable the seats are. Also, the weirdos. [more...]

Two woman look smiling at someone off camera.

August 06 2025, 21:59

Irma Vep

Hong Kong action star Maggie Cheung arrives in Paris to take the lead in a remake of a classic silent film, Les Vampires. The cast and crew are friendly, but Maggie is an outsider, and the group's conflicts and histories become increasingly pronounced as director René begins to realise the film is not working. [more...]

A man points a gun at another man.

August 03 2025, 16:44

Le Samouraï

Hitman Jef Costello takes a contract to kill a nightclub owner, but he is seen leaving the premises by several employees. Despite having a watertight alibi, the police superintendent doesn’t believe Costello and puts him under surveillance. Meanwhile, Costello’s employer is unhappy with the police involvement and the hitman has to find a way to get both parties off his back. [more...]

An office constructed from grey boxes each containing people doing business.

August 02 2025, 16:03

PlayTime

Monsieur Hulot arrives in the centre of Paris to meet a man about some business, but his attempts to connect are thwarted by the distractions and mechanisms of a modern city. Other people come and go—tourists, businesspeople, tradesmen—culminating in a chaotic dinner at a the opening night of a new restaurant. [more...]

A woman hangs her head out of a moving car and looks peaceful.

August 01 2025, 19:21

Morvern Callar

On Christmas Eve in a Scottish port town, Morvern Callar finds her boyfriend dead on the floor of their flat. In a suicide note, he asks her to send out his unpublished novel to a list of agents. Morvern is trapped in a supermarket job and has no family, so she convinces herself he means for her to post the novel under her own name. [more...]

Three girls in white dresses look up at Hanging Rock,

July 30 2025, 20:08

Picnic at Hanging Rock

On an outing from their boarding school in the Australian outback, four girls wander around the base of Hanging Rock and are tempted to climb higher. The rocks seem to have ghostly powers and the girls fall asleep in a stone circle near the top. Three of them walk through a gap and disappear. [more...]

Lola waits at a road crossing.

July 27 2025, 21:35

Run Lola Run

I saw this in the cinema when it came out and I remember being blown away by the mixture of pulsing techno, Franka Potente running through the streets of Berlin, and the looping narrative. I hadn’t seen anything like it before. [more...]

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