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Michael Walters

Film posts

I've posted reviews (are they reviews? notes? ramblings?) of films off and on for years, but it became regular when I attempted the 2020 #31DaysofHorror film challenge. I discovered I loved having a structure around watching films, and making myself write a few paragraphs embedded the film a little more in my brain.

That led to watching the films of David Lynch in chronological order in 2021, and then Dario Argento in 2024. It’s a form of curation. It helps me find a path through the forest of films when everything is always available.

Film challenges so far:

Ghostface

October 14 2023, 12:00

Scream (2022)

Ah, the plot. It’s a whodunnit, but with lots of stabbing. Twas ever thus. David Arquette’s Dewey is the best thing about it. I think I’m finally too old for Scream films. [more...]

Green slimy alien with glowing green eyes.

October 13 2023, 21:15

There’s Nothing Out There (1991)

A mix of Cabin in the Woods, Friday the 13th, Evil Dead and Scream, but with no budget. It’s fun, a broad horror comedy that isn’t afraid of the horror. Cheap but clever. [more...]

A creature approaches a woman in chains who looks at it with fear.

October 12 2023, 06:01

Castle Freak (1995)

The Reilly family arrive in Italy to inherit a castle left to them by an elderly Duchess. The creature she’s been keeping in the dungeon breaks free. Gothic melodrama and cannibalism ensue. [more...]

Two men look aghast at something out of sight.

October 11 2023, 06:11

Re-Animator (1985)

A gory take on Frankenstein with a psychopathic scientist, an evil academic, and a morgue full of reanimated corpses. The ever-present syringe of neon green liquid is iconic. [more...]

Adam Driver in the dark looking moody.

October 10 2023, 06:10

65 (2023)

An alien gets stranded on Earth when an asteroid hits his ship. There is a fellow survivor. There are challenges. There are dinosaurs. [more...]

Christian Bale as Augustus Landor, looking moodily to the right.

October 09 2023, 06:09

The Pale Blue Eye (2022)

A nineteenth century murder mystery set in the snowbound US military academy at West Point, where a cadet is found hanged with his heart removed from his body. [more...]

A statue with Jesus’s head replaced with a grinning joker.

October 08 2023, 06:08

The Exorcist III (1990)

A flawed film filled with wonders. More of an existential downer than I expected — yes, it’s about a demon bringing hell to earth, but it goes strong with what that might mean. [more...]

A zombie wife is chained in the kitchen and looks angrily at us.

October 07 2023, 06:07

Survival of the Dead (2009)

An exiled patriarch tempts four soldiers to his island with a hope of settling an old score. Tonally weird — part western, part comedy, not much zombie threat — it’s a clunker. [more...]

A woman looking angrily at the camera because her boyfriend is filming her during a zombie apocalypse.

October 06 2023, 06:06

Diary of the Dead (2007)

Found footage Romero style. A student film crew try to stay alive as the dead come back to life, but the director decides to film everything putting pressure on the people around him. [more...]

Sunbathing actors look at the camera.

October 05 2023, 06:05

Eye in the Labyrinth (1972)

Julie is looking for her missing psychiatrist (hard relate) and travels to a Greek island to search for him. There she stays at a clifftop villa with a commune of shifty artists. [more...]

A woman nervously walks around a deserted photography studio.

October 04 2023, 06:04

Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)

Sometimes the algorithm wears you down, and the familiar cover art catches you in a vulnerable moment, and you choose a film that you know will be bad... except it’s good! [more...]

An older man looks at himself drinking a glass of whiskey in the mirror

October 03 2023, 06:03

The Broken (2007)

A mirror falls off a wall during a party, releasing cold-hearted döppelgangers from a mirror world who begin to replace their counterparts. [more...]

A line of men on horseback holding torches along the horizon of a field.

October 02 2023, 06:02

The Cursed (2021)

Kelly Reilly plays another mother, this time on a remote estate in nineteenth-century rural England, and is visited by a ‘pathologist’ instead of Poirot. A curse is made, werewolves ensue. [more...]

Venice from the air.

October 01 2023, 06:01

A Haunting in Venice (2023)

I started this year’s #31DaysofHorror with a classic whodunnit mashed with a ghost story. Kenneth Branagh plays around with spooky children, Viennese masks and fish eye lenses to fun effect. [more...]

Poster for Meg 2:  The Trench

August 07 2023, 19:41

Meg 2: The Trench

Teeth and tentacles chomp, devour, squeeze and rip through submarines, boats, research stations, and eventually a holiday resort. People die. Lots of people having fun die. [more...]

October 31 2021, 18:28

In the Earth (2021)

A fascinating, horrible, blackly funny film about Covid, nature, group dynamics, and how humans exist in relation to other forms of life. [more...]

October 30 2021, 19:47

Ghostbusters II (1989)

To finish my parade of eighties sequels, I went with this, which I can remember seeing in the cinema at a birthday party. The chemistry isn’t the same, and Bill Murray is... unpleasant. [more...]

October 29 2021, 06:33

Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

Five years after the killings of Crystal Lake, a new camp has been created, and a killer again picks off the counsellors one by one. [more...]

October 28 2021, 08:16

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Ten years after the Haddonfield killings, Michael Myers escapes, forcing Loomis to return and protect Laurie Strode’s daughter, Jamie. [more...]

October 27 2021, 06:13

Halloween II (1981)

When Michael Myers’ body goes missing, Dr Loomis continues his search on the streets of Haddonfield, while Laurie is taken to hospital and sedated. [more...]

October 26 2021, 06:01

Planet Terror (2007)

An accidentally released biochemical weapon turns soldiers into a pack of marauding flesh-eating mutants. Soon the local population swamp the hospital creating a relentless circus of cheesy dialogue and amusingly extreme violence. [more...]

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