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Michael Walters

A captain looking down from the bridge at the camera below.

October 16 2023, 06:29

Death Ship (1980)

Keeps a steady pace as a ghost story, making the most of the spectacular empty ship as a location. The final act really dials up the horror. Also - KINDERTRAUMA! [more...]

Ghostface in a... lair.

October 15 2023, 18:33

Scream VI (2023)

The surviving friends from Scream 5 go to college as a pack, and in New York the franchise finds some fresh energy. [more...]

Ghostface

October 14 2023, 12:00

Scream (2022)

Ah, the plot. It’s a whodunnit, but with lots of stabbing. Twas ever thus. David Arquette’s Dewey is the best thing about it. I think I’m finally too old for Scream films. [more...]

Green slimy alien with glowing green eyes.

October 13 2023, 21:15

There’s Nothing Out There (1991)

A mix of Cabin in the Woods, Friday the 13th, Evil Dead and Scream, but with no budget. It’s fun, a broad horror comedy that isn’t afraid of the horror. Cheap but clever. [more...]

A creature approaches a woman in chains who looks at it with fear.

October 12 2023, 06:01

Castle Freak (1995)

The Reilly family arrive in Italy to inherit a castle left to them by an elderly Duchess. The creature she’s been keeping in the dungeon breaks free. Gothic melodrama and cannibalism ensue. [more...]

Two men look aghast at something out of sight.

October 11 2023, 06:11

Re-Animator (1985)

A gory take on Frankenstein with a psychopathic scientist, an evil academic, and a morgue full of reanimated corpses. The ever-present syringe of neon green liquid is iconic. [more...]

Adam Driver in the dark looking moody.

October 10 2023, 06:10

65 (2023)

An alien gets stranded on Earth when an asteroid hits his ship. There is a fellow survivor. There are challenges. There are dinosaurs. [more...]

Christian Bale as Augustus Landor, looking moodily to the right.

October 09 2023, 06:09

The Pale Blue Eye (2022)

A nineteenth century murder mystery set in the snowbound US military academy at West Point, where a cadet is found hanged with his heart removed from his body. [more...]

A statue with Jesus’s head replaced with a grinning joker.

October 08 2023, 06:08

The Exorcist III (1990)

A flawed film filled with wonders. More of an existential downer than I expected — yes, it’s about a demon bringing hell to earth, but it goes strong with what that might mean. [more...]

A zombie wife is chained in the kitchen and looks angrily at us.

October 07 2023, 06:07

Survival of the Dead (2009)

An exiled patriarch tempts four soldiers to his island with a hope of settling an old score. Tonally weird — part western, part comedy, not much zombie threat — it’s a clunker. [more...]

A woman looking angrily at the camera because her boyfriend is filming her during a zombie apocalypse.

October 06 2023, 06:06

Diary of the Dead (2007)

Found footage Romero style. A student film crew try to stay alive as the dead come back to life, but the director decides to film everything putting pressure on the people around him. [more...]

Sunbathing actors look at the camera.

October 05 2023, 06:05

Eye in the Labyrinth (1972)

Julie is looking for her missing psychiatrist (hard relate) and travels to a Greek island to search for him. There she stays at a clifftop villa with a commune of shifty artists. [more...]

A woman nervously walks around a deserted photography studio.

October 04 2023, 06:04

Strip Nude For Your Killer (1975)

Sometimes the algorithm wears you down, and the familiar cover art catches you in a vulnerable moment, and you choose a film that you know will be bad... except it’s good! [more...]

An older man looks at himself drinking a glass of whiskey in the mirror

October 03 2023, 06:03

The Broken (2007)

A mirror falls off a wall during a party, releasing cold-hearted döppelgangers from a mirror world who begin to replace their counterparts. [more...]

A line of men on horseback holding torches along the horizon of a field.

October 02 2023, 06:02

The Cursed (2021)

Kelly Reilly plays another mother, this time on a remote estate in nineteenth-century rural England, and is visited by a ‘pathologist’ instead of Poirot. A curse is made, werewolves ensue. [more...]

Venice from the air.

October 01 2023, 06:01

A Haunting in Venice (2023)

I started this year’s #31DaysofHorror with a classic whodunnit mashed with a ghost story. Kenneth Branagh plays around with spooky children, Viennese masks and fish eye lenses to fun effect. [more...]

Two book covers, partially hidden.

September 17 2023, 10:31

Envy

Picked up Brother of the More Famous Jack. Barbara Trapido is an incredible writer. Nagging envy made me put it down after the first five pages. [more...]

An abundance of apples on an apple tree with a greenhouse behind.

September 10 2023, 13:01

Worth and work

I’ve been reading more this month. I decided to read a novel for thirty minutes uninterrupted at least once every day. I had to dig around to find the motivation to do that because I’d fallen out of love with reading (again). [more...]

Three distant dark figures on the lawn of a bright garden.

August 29 2023, 12:44

Duality

I’m deep into my summer break, which has not gone to plan. We’ve cancelled our holiday to care for a sick parent. Ironically, I’m feeling better than I have in a while. Life can be both. [more...]

August 12 2023, 10:21

Eastmouth and other stories

Beautifully crafted, easy to read stories by Alison Moore that are intricate studies in helplessness and despair. The characters find themselves enmeshed in situations that keep getting worse until often they are crushed. The environment shackles them. Language holds them. Revenge arrives, soporifics are deployed, the decay is in all things. They are drawn to that which will damage and destroy them. [more...]

My groaning to-read shelf

August 11 2023, 11:52

Pick something

In the bookshop I let my eyes drift over bright modern covers and serious-looking classics. I didn't buy a book. I have books. My problem is I can't choose one to read. [more...]

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