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Michael Walters

A stone path in rugged countryside.

January 07 2024, 14:28

Fidelity

I’ve deleted my Patreon creator’s account, which was beginning to feel like I was cheating on my website (or the other way around, I’m not sure). Two places for almost the same words. [more...]

Typewriter keys

January 01 2024, 12:00

Seen, Read: 2023

All the films seen and books read in 2023. [more...]

Some film stats in the abstract.

December 30 2023, 21:06

Best film discoveries and fiction of 2023

My favourite ten film discoveries (ranked) and ten favourite fiction books (not ranked). (Letterboxd is a hella sexy website. I wish GoodReads made more of an effort.) [more...]

Christmas tree lit up in a window with closed white slatted blinds behind.

December 24 2023, 12:07

Reflections

Somehow the year has tightened all the bolts on my rickety life, and I’m hitting the Christmas holidays in a good place. [more...]

November 25 2023, 12:07

Keep the ghosts happy

I was celebrating a new job, looking forward to an unexpected week’s holiday, when my father fell at home, so I’m spending that week in Wales. [more...]

autumnal tree

November 11 2023, 09:51

Brief bliss

I was caught in a work storm for a few months over the summer. Things settled enough for me to take a small risk, which paid off, which means I can finally tack for calmer waters. [more...]

A man in a white Halloween mask along a suburban street staring at us.

October 31 2023, 19:21

Halloween (1978)

It has a purity that other slashers don’t have — the crisp cinematography, Laurie’s naive, nerdy charm, the simple (perfect) motif of the score. I can’t fully explain it. [more...]

Someone in a motorbike helmet watches the street with apartment blocks behind.

October 30 2023, 05:40

Enemy (2013)

My favourite discovery of the month. Barely ninety minutes, looks beautiful, has a startling final image, and I’m still thinking about it a day later. [more...]

The head of the Statue of Liberty on a Manhattan street.

October 29 2023, 05:36

Cloverfield (2008)

Feeling insignificant in the face of a fictional disaster, whether natural or alien, has its psychological comforts. Sometimes you just want something big to fuck shit up. [more...]

Someone in an animal mask stares blankly ahead.

October 28 2023, 06:53

You're Next (2011)

It’s bleak fun with some good twists. Everyone apart from Erin, our survivalist heroine, is awful. Is this where the current trend of violent final girls began? [more...]

A man in a dusty phone booth making a call.

October 27 2023, 06:10

Duel (1971)

I watched Duel dozens of time on television as a kid, as well as it’s rip-off cousin The Car, so it was a treat to revisit it. I didn’t remember the crisis of masculinity. [more...]

A woman shivering in a graveyard in the rain.

October 26 2023, 06:10

Return of the Living Dead (1985)

The gang of punks hanging out in the graveyard are everything I wish I’d been as a teen — vibrant, trashy, horny, loud, and sometimes naked in public. [more...]

Ash looks up, face covered in blood, and wonders what he has to do to survive.

October 25 2023, 06:02

Evil Dead 2 (1987)

A man who wanted to have a romantic weekend in the woods with his girlfriend is instead made to fight for his life against demon-possessed corpses. [more...]

A woman holds her son and looks disconnected over his shoulder.

October 24 2023, 05:57

Invaders From Mars (1986)

A pastiche of black and white science-fiction films, but subverting them by having the aliens turn people into conformist fifties stereotypes instead of communists. [more...]

Two zombie-like creatures with lightning between their mouths.

October 23 2023, 08:00

Lifeforce (1985)

Naked space vampires hidden in Halley‘s Comet, you say? I’m in! Plays on a much bigger canvas than I expected and owes a debt to Quatermass. [more...]

A half-smiling woman on a deckchair looking across at someone.

October 22 2023, 05:59

Infinity Pool (2023)

A man pays dearly to escape his writer’s block when he accepts the malign attention of a woman who wants to test him to destruction. [more...]

A man in a black hood with a woman in a white dress half-smiling at him.

October 21 2023, 05:55

Crimes of the Future (2023)

Graphic body mutilation, big ideas and knowing performances that lead to some surreal laugh-out-loud moments. A raised eyebrow at all that he has made before. [more...]

A cinema with a bright sign that says the film is called Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye.

October 20 2023, 06:09

Messiah of Evil (1973)

People bleed from the eyes. An artist’s studio is painted with staring faces. The citizens of Point Dune dress respectably but do terrible things. The four protagonists share a bed. (Groovy.) [more...]

Laura with the smiling blind psychic reflected three times in mirrors.

October 19 2023, 05:58

Don’t Look Now (1973)

A masterpiece — ghost story, sort of, psychological thriller and family drama, certainly — a magical exploration of a marriage under the strain of a tragic loss. [more...]

Lady Sylvia Marsh in a white suit holding a glass of red wine and laughing.

October 18 2023, 06:02

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

Camp horror fun with a nasty edge. Ken Russell was a genius. I taped this off the TV back in the day and watched certain bits over and over... naked nuns and Amanda Donohoe. [more...]

Man bleeding from his face screaming.

October 17 2023, 06:01

Slugs (1988)

It’s silly — it’s called Slugs! — but as lots of these cheap 70s and 80s horrors were, it’s creative, fun and weirdly sexy. [more...]

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